What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What makes you different?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the original source of the discord between Princes Harry and William? Does it go back to their childhood, or did it start with Meghan Markle?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

Why do many women like tall men?

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Do people really have sex with animals?

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

Why am I losing interest to get a job and to all my desires because of this spiritual awakening? How do I get through life because of it?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?